Sure Joe can figure out something in an hour. And everything should be perfect.Īnd, whoops, looks like the floor wax has gone missing. The platoon sergeant may hold off on inspections to bond with the team, but you can definitely convince some of the Joes that he's coming to the barracks. If you get new leadership, this gets especially fun. Speaking of inspections, at the barracks level you can also just make up inspections and then hide things that they'll need. Navy Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Kelly M. "You don't understand, man, the petty officer is going to look INSIDE your faucet." (U.S. Making up imminent inspections (and hiding stuff they need) Otherwise, a quick kidney jab or Charlie horse will do the trick without generating a SHARP complaint. In my training time, this was often a "ball tap," but be sure your buddy is cool with games like that before you flick their crotch. So, if you really want to mess with a buddy and see one of those peeps coming, hurt 'em just a little right before the superior person enters. When certain noncommissioned officers or officers enter a room, personnel inside are required to call the room to "attention" or "at ease." (This is usually the commander or the senior NCO of a unit, but is also often done in training units with cadre.) Light assault right before a drill sergeant or officer enters Otherwise, that phone really might become government property.
MILITARY SERIAL NUMBER STICKERS FULL
Then, the communications security guy can show up before the sticker is taken off and take possession of the phone, ordering that it must go through the full process of being turned from government property to civilian possession.īut uh, a little warning here: don't use the red stickers, and don't do this near comms guys who aren't in on the joke. But, with the right communications security guy to work with, you can stick those adhesive squares on anything, like, say, a buddy's phone. These stickers should only be placed appropriately on government equipment (usually electronics like computers and printers).
The military has to label data storage and processing systems with stickers that say what level of classification it is. Do not drop classified poops into this toilet.